Weird Math

Let's look at some stats, shall we?

I am 6'2". And that's evenly distributed. I'm not "taller" in one area and shorter in another. I'm tall all over.
I am going to be 50 years old this year.
I drive 40 miles one way to work. That doesn't include all the miles I tool around Orange County and LA. In other words, I'm in my car a lot.

So.....my lease is up on my Escape. I love that thing. I sit high, feel safe and since it's a hybrid get great gas mileage.  But...it's a company car and when they say it's time for new, it's time for new.

That was yesterday. My "new" arrived.

Now, I never claimed to be a math wiz, but in my humble opinion, those numbers do NOT add up to that.

I'm going to name it Humperdink, calling it Dink for short. Mainly because that's a whole lot more PC than what I was thinking of.........

I just keep telling myself at least it's free. At least it's free. But really? I would NEVER pay for one, and will bitch for the next three years, free or not.